{"id":2524,"date":"2008-08-14T23:06:51","date_gmt":"2008-08-15T03:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2524"},"modified":"2008-08-16T12:20:46","modified_gmt":"2008-08-16T16:20:46","slug":"thats-just-embarassing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2524","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Just&#8230; Embarassing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wvgazette.com\/latest\/200808070712\">Man tries to rob store with empty jello box<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;He said he didn&#8217;t expect them to have a lot of money, but decided to rob them anyway. He wanted some money for gasoline and cigarettes,&#8221; James said. &#8220;It was really kind of silly. I don&#8217;t know what the heck he was thinking.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man tries to rob store with empty jello box. &#8220;He said he didn&#8217;t expect them to have a lot of money, but decided to rob them anyway. He wanted some money for gasoline and cigarettes,&#8221; James said. &#8220;It was really kind of silly. I don&#8217;t know what the heck he was thinking.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-2524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-west-virginia","tag-stupidity"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-EI","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}