{"id":2563,"date":"2008-08-17T20:21:33","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T00:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2563"},"modified":"2008-08-17T20:21:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T00:21:33","slug":"shetland-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2563","title":{"rendered":"Shetland Cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So in college my friends and I had a running joke that we were going to invent Shetland Cows. These cows would live in the window boxes of Eat &#8216;N&#8217; park, and we would never have to wait for a waitress to bring us cream for our coffee ever again.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the future is here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.miniaturebull.com\/\">Miniature Cows<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, someone has gone and made our dream of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesonline.co.uk\/tol\/news\/uk\/article4547604.ece\">Shetland Cows<\/a> come true.<\/p>\n<p>This means it is only a matter of time before our next crazy idea comes true: talking cows.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine driving down the highway, yelling &#8220;MOO!&#8221; out the window at passing cows, and having the cow respond to you, &#8220;Moo, mother fucker, moo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I can hardly wait!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So in college my friends and I had a running joke that we were going to invent Shetland Cows. These cows would live in the window boxes of Eat &#8216;N&#8217; park, and we would never have to wait for a waitress to bring us cream for our coffee ever again. Well, the future is here. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[36,37,35],"class_list":["post-2563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","category-science-health-nature","tag-college","tag-insanity","tag-shetland-cows"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-Fl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}