Of course you don’t have to be a member of the UCF to do so, and are thus welcome to post your headlines about me here.<\/p>\n
Because I’m a difficult person, I’ll be posting my stories\/headlines here. Things are pretty busy, but I’ve been writing snippets all morning whenever a have a few moments of free time (and I do mean moments, it’s been pretty busy). I’ll post them when I get a batch done.<\/p>\n
Earning a sizeable reward from the FBI for spotting and turning in a top-ten most wanted fugitive annoying users in her computer lab, Michelle recently took a leave of absence to prepare for and win the the Ghirardelli Chocolate Bake-off. She was awarded the Mythopoeic Fantasy award for her novel Toasters in the Night, and notably thanked her friends in the UCF for inspiration and non-linear ideas.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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