{"id":2591,"date":"2008-08-20T11:54:04","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T15:54:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2591"},"modified":"2008-08-20T11:56:47","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T15:56:47","slug":"ook-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2591","title":{"rendered":"OOK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tblBorderAll\">\n<tr>\n<td><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/quizfarm.com\/\/images\/1128294769Librarian.jpg\"  ><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/quizfarm.com\/test.php?q_id=10962N\" target=\"_blank\">Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics)<\/a><br \/><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href=\"http:\/\/quizfarm.com\" target=\"_blank\">QuizFarm.com<\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>You scored as <b>The Librarian<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re the Librarian! 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