We’re in the basement when Michael says, “I think this is the…”
\nI quickly said, “Don’t say it.”
\n“fastest plumbing..”
\n“Don’t Say It!”
\n“repair job I’ve ever done.”
\n“Now you’ve done it.”<\/p>\n
15 minutes later, I’m outside watering the new grass.<\/p>\n
Michael comes out the basement door, holding the copper joint: “Wanna come to Lowe’s with me?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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