{"id":2819,"date":"2008-09-03T21:40:14","date_gmt":"2008-09-04T01:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2819"},"modified":"2009-03-26T19:36:50","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T23:36:50","slug":"lax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2819","title":{"rendered":"LAX!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By the way, I&#8217;m a jerk, because I&#8217;ve totally forgotten to thank <a href=\"http:\/\/burlaki.com\/blog\/\">Ilya<\/a> for his lovely postcard. Those are lovely guns, and it&#8217;s best I not be around them when angry.<\/p>\n<p>And I also forgot to mention that I <a href=\"http:\/\/stonekettlestation.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/youre-winner.html\">TOTALLY WON<\/a> Jim&#8217;s contest! (Go <a href=\"http:\/\/stonekettlestation.blogspot.com\/2008\/08\/help-create-internet-phenomenon-and-get.html\">read the entries only if you are not faint of heart<\/a>.) I&#8217;d like to say that makes all the pain and suffering of the past couple weeks worth it, but that would totally be a lie. So, I&#8217;ll leave it at YAY ME!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By the way, I&#8217;m a jerk, because I&#8217;ve totally forgotten to thank Ilya for his lovely postcard. Those are lovely guns, and it&#8217;s best I not be around them when angry. And I also forgot to mention that I TOTALLY WON Jim&#8217;s contest! (Go read the entries only if you are not faint of heart.) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[44,24],"tags":[122,1083,1081],"class_list":["post-2819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loot","category-ucf","tag-jims-an-asshole","tag-loot","tag-ucf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-lax","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}