{"id":2850,"date":"2008-09-06T18:19:45","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T22:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2850"},"modified":"2009-03-26T19:34:19","modified_gmt":"2009-03-26T23:34:19","slug":"loot-from-jim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2850","title":{"rendered":"Loot from Jim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you may remember, <a href=\"http:\/\/stonekettlestation.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/youre-winner.html\">I won<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/stonekettlestation.blogspot.com\/2008\/08\/help-create-internet-phenomenon-and-get.html\">Jim&#8217;s contest<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Today, my loot arrived!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/2834527114\/\" title=\"Loot from Jim by Random Michelle K, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3095\/2834527114_0c932e839a.jpg?resize=493%2C500\" width=\"493\" height=\"500\" alt=\"Loot from Jim\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two (2) notes!<\/p>\n<p>And a suspiciously small bag.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/2833684653\/\" title=\"Loot from Jim by Random Michelle K, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3177\/2833684653_2f68bf6d1f.jpg?resize=493%2C500\" width=\"493\" height=\"500\" alt=\"Loot from Jim\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do Not Eat.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/2833681777\/\" title=\"Loot from Jim by Random Michelle K, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3291\/2833681777_3a6ce5e439.jpg?resize=487%2C500\" width=\"487\" height=\"500\" alt=\"Loot from Jim\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes! My very own tweezers, glue stick, and bag of sawdust&#8230; It&#8217;s a KIT! The perfect gift for someone as patient as I am!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks Jim! I&#8217;m sure your thank you will be in the mail any time now.<\/p>\n<p>Asshole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may remember, I won Jim&#8217;s contest. Today, my loot arrived!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[44,22,24],"tags":[122,1083,1081],"class_list":["post-2850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loot","category-photos","category-ucf","tag-jims-an-asshole","tag-loot","tag-ucf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-JY","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}