{"id":2873,"date":"2008-09-13T10:00:08","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T14:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=2873"},"modified":"2008-09-06T21:59:22","modified_gmt":"2008-09-07T01:59:22","slug":"woo-hoo-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2873","title":{"rendered":"Woo Hoo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to Kim and Mike!<\/p>\n<p>Photos will follow in the coming days, including photos of me in&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>(drum roll please)<\/p>\n<p><em>a dress<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even know how long it&#8217;s been since I last wore a dress, but it&#8217;s been years.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s hope I don&#8217;t stumble in my heels and break my wrist or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to Kim and Mike! Photos will follow in the coming days, including photos of me in&#8230; (drum roll please) a dress! I don&#8217;t even know how long it&#8217;s been since I last wore a dress, but it&#8217;s been years. Let&#8217;s hope I don&#8217;t stumble in my heels and break my wrist or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[129],"class_list":["post-2873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","tag-happy-wedding"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-Kl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}