{"id":293,"date":"2004-06-30T16:02:44","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T23:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/293"},"modified":"2004-06-30T16:02:44","modified_gmt":"2004-06-30T23:02:44","slug":"grass-jelly-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/293","title":{"rendered":"Grass Jelly <a>Drink<\/a>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had much to say recently. Between recovering from the visit of the 3 1\/2 year old, and the sudden onset of an icky cold, I just haven&#8217;t had much to say. So&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If you were bored, here are the top ten things to be found on my website:<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"06302004.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/athenaeum\/06302004.jpg?resize=487%2C245\" width=\"487\" height=\"245\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yup. Other people besides me don&#8217;t know that puncuation is actually spelled punctuation.<\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;re really really bored, there&#8217;s always <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iowafarmer.com\/corncam\/corn.html\">Corn Cam<\/a> or the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtn.org\/quack\/index.htm\">Museum of Questionable Medical Devices<\/a> (both old favorites)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had much to say recently. Between recovering from the visit of the 3 1\/2 year old, and the sudden onset of an icky cold, I just haven&#8217;t had much to say. So&#8230; If you were bored, here are the top ten things to be found on my website: Yup. Other people besides me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-4J","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}