And it’s actually a real prize this time!<\/p>\n
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Well, *this* box is certified and marked fragile. That’s a good sign!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Please note I am using a box cutter and it did NOT require a visit to the emergency room.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n It’s ACTUALLY A BOWL! Look! It even GLINTS in the LIGHT!<\/p>\n SHINY!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I still don’t think Grandmom gets the joke of the last package from Jim. But at least she thought this was pretty!<\/p>\n NOTE: Loot for ME! Loot for ME! Loot for Me! Yes, my prize for winning the Jim Wright is an Asshole contest has finally arrived! And it’s actually a real prize this time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[44,22,24],"tags":[161,162,1083,1081],"class_list":["post-3014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loot","category-photos","category-ucf","tag-jim-wright-is-an-asshole","tag-just-kidding-jim-wright-is-actually-awesome","tag-loot","tag-ucf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-MC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"Jim_Bowl_0004\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3259\/2888778074_c67ec4a0f3.jpg?resize=500%2C375\")
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\nIf you would like to purchase a Jim Wright bowl for your very own, go to the Stonekettle Station Flickr page<\/a> and peruse his wares! Or visit his website at Stonekettle Station<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"