{"id":3164,"date":"2008-10-10T21:51:13","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T01:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=3164"},"modified":"2008-10-10T21:51:13","modified_gmt":"2008-10-11T01:51:13","slug":"going-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/3164","title":{"rendered":"Going Up?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ding!<br \/>\nIndistinct yelling.<br \/>\nDing!<br \/>\nThe elevator doors open.<br \/>\n&#8220;You motherfuck&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nI step out of the elevator.<br \/>\nThe tipsy yelling guy gulps.<br \/>\nI duck my head so he can&#8217;t see I&#8217;m laughing at him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ding! Indistinct yelling. Ding! The elevator doors open. &#8220;You motherfuck&#8230;&#8221; I step out of the elevator. The tipsy yelling guy gulps. I duck my head so he can&#8217;t see I&#8217;m laughing at him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-P2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}