{"id":3245,"date":"2008-10-22T22:34:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-23T02:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=3245"},"modified":"2008-10-22T22:34:54","modified_gmt":"2008-10-23T02:34:54","slug":"dont-these-things-happen-to-other-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/3245","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t These Things Happen to Other People?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to add some varied aerobic activity into my workout. I can&#8217;t run or do elliptical machines because of my knees, and to be honest I don&#8217;t like a lack of forward momentum. So I&#8217;ve been looking for activities to add to my walking, and decided to add jump roping.<\/p>\n<p>The first jump rope I got was too short. Way too short. It kept getting caught in my hair on the upswing (my hair is chin length, but too short to pull back). I could get about ten jumps in before the thing would tangle in my hair and go off course. <\/p>\n<p>So I found a longer jump rope.<\/p>\n<p>I tried this a couple times, however, for some unknown reason, the rope (actually thin, smooth plastic\/rubber tube[think a whip]) kept twisting at the top (or bottom if you prefer) of the arc, and would after 15 to 20 jumps twist around itself twice&#8211;enough that it would go entirely off course.<\/p>\n<p>Michael actually witnessed this, and saw the rope coiling as I jumped.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I decided I&#8217;d do 25 jumps, untwist the rope, do 25 more jumps, and so on and so forth.<\/p>\n<p>At about sixteen jumps I had a fair amount of momentum, at which point the rope comes down SMACK on my arm.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve still got a six to eight-inch mark on my forearm where the damned thing hit me. <\/p>\n<p>So no more jump rope. I&#8217;m thinking of jumping over the painted lines on the floor, except with my luck, I&#8217;ll probably trip over &#8217;em.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to add some varied aerobic activity into my workout. I can&#8217;t run or do elliptical machines because of my knees, and to be honest I don&#8217;t like a lack of forward momentum. So I&#8217;ve been looking for activities to add to my walking, and decided to add jump roping. The first jump [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[202,201],"class_list":["post-3245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","tag-dangerous-exercise","tag-klutz"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-Ql","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}