{"id":33,"date":"2004-01-15T13:50:52","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T20:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/33"},"modified":"2004-01-15T13:50:52","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T20:50:52","slug":"lard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/33","title":{"rendered":"Lard!"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you search Google for “They’re happy because they eat lard” my website is the first to come up.<\/p>\n

At least I get to be first in something.<\/p>\n

Oh, here’s the picture<\/a>.<\/p>\n

My favorite thing about that picture is the memory of attempting to explain it to my Chinese friends… This is why the only Chinese word I know is “pig fat”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you search Google for “They’re happy because they eat lard” my website is the first to come up. At least I get to be first in something. Oh, here’s the picture. My favorite thing about that picture is the memory of attempting to explain it to my Chinese friends… This is why the only […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-lard","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}