I joke around a lot about things that happen to me that don’t happen to other people, and I think some believe I exaggerate.<\/p>\n
But I mean really, who else do you know that has passed out in an elevator and ended up in a next brace on a back board and taking and ambulance to go 100 feet to the hospital (becoming the subject of bio safety lectures along the way)?<\/p>\n
I just called the doctor to find out the results for the blood they drew on Thursday. They were supposed to call me back that afternoon and let me know if I had mono but I never heard from them.<\/p>\n
So I called today, and was told my results hadn’t come back yet, but if she could have my number they’d call me back when they got them.<\/p>\n
Which means most likely they’re lost.<\/p>\n
I’m pretty sure I have mono, and I’m treating this illness as if that were so. I also know that there’s nothing I can do but wait till I’m feeling better and slowly work myself back up to where I was. <\/p>\n
So I’ll keep on doing what I’ve been doing, which is taking NSAIDs and curling up on the sofa reading.<\/p>\n
And maybe use being sick as an excuse to have Chinese or Thai for dinner again.<\/p>\n
Am I mad or upset? Nope. Because these things happen. And these things do happen to me with enough frequency that I find it amusing.<\/p>\n
In the meantime, you’ll have to excuse me. I’ve got a book to read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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