{"id":3613,"date":"2008-12-06T12:21:52","date_gmt":"2008-12-06T17:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=3613"},"modified":"2008-12-06T12:25:38","modified_gmt":"2008-12-06T17:25:38","slug":"what-the-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/3613","title":{"rendered":"What the&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think that <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5103180\/godzilla-will-fill-your-8-nights-with-terror-science-fictional-holiday-decorations\">Nathan<\/a> needs <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5103180\/godzilla-will-fill-your-8-nights-with-terror-science-fictional-holiday-decorations\">the first item in this list<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think that Nathan needs the first item in this list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[291],"class_list":["post-3613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","tag-hannukah"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-Wh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}