{"id":364,"date":"2004-08-16T16:41:17","date_gmt":"2004-08-16T23:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/364"},"modified":"2004-08-16T16:41:17","modified_gmt":"2004-08-16T23:41:17","slug":"caffeine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/364","title":{"rendered":"Caffeine!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/old-oligarch.blogspot.com\/2004_08_01_old-oligarch_archive.html#109235630697760991\">4) Use caffiene responsibly. The people who say &#8220;Do without it&#8221; probably have the bills in their wallet organized by serial number and allot precise minutes of their day to use the bathroom. They are madmen. Avoid them.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ha! He&#8217;s obviously never been around ME after a cup of coffee!<\/p>\n<p>(evil laughter)<\/p>\n<p>I find nothing wrong with caffeine. Not at all! However this is the second workplace where I have been banned by my coworkers from any caffeine intake. At least if I&#8217;m going to remain at work.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re just jealous, I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4) Use caffiene responsibly. The people who say &#8220;Do without it&#8221; probably have the bills in their wallet organized by serial number and allot precise minutes of their day to use the bathroom. They are madmen. Avoid them. Ha! He&#8217;s obviously never been around ME after a cup of coffee! (evil laughter) I find nothing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-caffeine","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}