{"id":369,"date":"2004-08-20T08:16:24","date_gmt":"2004-08-20T15:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/369"},"modified":"2004-08-20T08:16:24","modified_gmt":"2004-08-20T15:16:24","slug":"twenty-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/369","title":{"rendered":"Twenty What?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/sportsillustrated.cnn.com\/2004\/olympics\/2004\/gymnastics\/08\/19\/gold.allaround.ap\/index.html?cnn=yes\">The 20-year wait is over.<\/a> America has its new Mary Lou, and her name is Carly Patterson.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Twenty years? What do you mean twenty years? It can&#8217;t have been twenty years! I clearly remember Mary Lou! (Okay, I&#8217;m from West (by God) Virginia. We&#8217;re required to remember Mary Lou.) How can it be twenty years already? That makes me feel&#8230; old! <\/p>\n<p>Bah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The 20-year wait is over. America has its new Mary Lou, and her name is Carly Patterson. Twenty years? What do you mean twenty years? It can&#8217;t have been twenty years! I clearly remember Mary Lou! (Okay, I&#8217;m from West (by God) Virginia. We&#8217;re required to remember Mary Lou.) How can it be twenty years [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-5X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}