{"id":390,"date":"2004-08-30T16:39:08","date_gmt":"2004-08-30T23:39:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/390"},"modified":"2004-08-30T16:39:08","modified_gmt":"2004-08-30T23:39:08","slug":"childish-and-immature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/390","title":{"rendered":"Childish and Immature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><br \/>\nOkay, this is definitely up there on the bad name list.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.baltimoresun.com\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"badname.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/athenaeum\/badname.jpg?resize=478%2C125\" width=\"478\" height=\"125\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.m-w.com\/\">Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary<\/a><br \/>\nMain Entry: schmuck<br \/>\nPronunciation: &#8216;shm&amp;k<br \/>\nFunction: <i>noun<\/i><br \/>\nEtymology: Yiddish <i>shmok<\/i>, literally, penis<br \/>\n<i>slang <\/i>: JERK 4<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s enough childishness and immaturity for today.<\/p>\n<p><b>ADDENDUM the First<\/b>:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bubbygram.com\/yiddishglossary.htm\">Bubby&#8217;s Yiddish Glossary<\/a><br \/>\nMachareikeh (mach-ar-ri-keh)- a real Rube Goldberg contraption; something held together with spit and glue, a gimmick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-6i","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}