{"id":3902,"date":"2009-01-14T08:00:02","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T13:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=3902"},"modified":"2009-01-16T22:32:33","modified_gmt":"2009-01-17T03:32:33","slug":"you-came-here-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/3902","title":{"rendered":"You Came Here Why?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>only hairy<\/strong><br \/>\nOnly hairy what? Tops of feet? Dinosaurs? Worms? I hope it&#8217;s not the later, because that would look too much like a centipede, and&#8230; EW.<\/p>\n<p><strong>male singer in 2006 2007 2008<\/strong><br \/>\nBecause he was a female singer prior to 2006.<\/p>\n<p><strong>bedroom slippers as fashion fad<\/strong><br \/>\nNot fad. Error. Grievous error. And the same is true for pajamas.<\/p>\n<p><strong>capries and boots in fashion or not 2008<\/strong><br \/>\nOK. Who on earth ended up here for fashion advice? No. No. No. A thousand times no. Capris and boots look STUPID. Though perhaps capries are something else entirely. I&#8217;m picturing a small sailboat. In which case boots are still right out.<\/p>\n<p><strong>random is not a word<\/strong><br \/>\nSomeone has been lying to you. Random is most definitely a word.<\/p>\n<p><strong>battleturtles<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/3656\">BATTLE TURTLES<\/a>! REGROUP AND ATTACK!<\/p>\n<p><strong>apple pie comforter<\/strong><br \/>\nI can sew and I can bake. But I do not think it would be a good idea to combine the two.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>only hairy Only hairy what? Tops of feet? Dinosaurs? Worms? I hope it&#8217;s not the later, because that would look too much like a centipede, and&#8230; EW. male singer in 2006 2007 2008 Because he was a female singer prior to 2006. bedroom slippers as fashion fad Not fad. Error. Grievous error. And the same [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[117,381],"class_list":["post-3902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","tag-random-stuff","tag-referrer-logs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-10W","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}