{"id":409,"date":"2004-09-08T12:01:17","date_gmt":"2004-09-08T19:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/409"},"modified":"2004-09-08T12:01:17","modified_gmt":"2004-09-08T19:01:17","slug":"countdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/409","title":{"rendered":"Countdown!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just ten more days until <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/piratehome.html\">Talk Like A Pirate Day<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>In perparation, you may:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fidius.org\/quiz\/pirate.php\">Find your pirate name<\/a> (my pirate name is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.klishis.com\/random\/archives\/000127.html\">here<\/a> and also <a href=\"http:\/\/klishis.com\/writing\/2002\/Sept02.html\">here<\/a>)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/003606.html#003606\">Read this thread at Making Light<\/a><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!<\/p>\n<p>I found a picture of the pirate keyboard!<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"keyboard.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/athenaeum\/keyboard.jpg?resize=500%2C360\" width=\"500\" height=\"360\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just ten more days until Talk Like A Pirate Day! In perparation, you may: Find your pirate name (my pirate name is here and also here) Read this thread at Making Light<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-6B","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}