{"id":413,"date":"2004-09-10T18:38:44","date_gmt":"2004-09-11T01:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/413"},"modified":"2004-09-10T18:38:44","modified_gmt":"2004-09-11T01:38:44","slug":"time-wasting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/413","title":{"rendered":"Time Wasting"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday. It’s been a long week.
\n
\n\"You<\/a>
\nYou’re Betty Grable!
\nWhat Classic Pin-Up Are You?<\/font><\/a>
\nbrought to you by Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n

\"speak<\/a>
You’re a Speak & Spell!! You nerd, you. Just
because you were disguised as a toy doesn’t
mean you weren’t educational, you sneaky
bastard.
\n What childhood toy from the 80s are you? <\/font><\/a>
brought to you by Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n

\"Xuan<\/a>
You are Xuan Wu!
\nMythological background: Because the turtle has a
thick, solid shell that serves as protection –
this animal is associated with stability. You
enjoy intellectual pursuits.
\n Also, in Feng Shui (the Chinese myths behind
choosing a house), the black turtle’s solidity
is used to protect from cold northern winds.
\n Which Chinese Mythological Being Are You? <\/font><\/a>
brought to you by Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n

\"Caveman!\"<\/a>
Nggghhaahhh!<\/a>
Grrr arrr Rum and Monkey.<\/a><\/p>\n

\"I<\/a>
Which Extremity of the World Are You?<\/a>
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.<\/a><\/p>\n

\"I'm<\/a>
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?<\/a>
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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