{"id":4144,"date":"2009-02-07T16:46:14","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T21:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=4144"},"modified":"2009-02-07T16:46:14","modified_gmt":"2009-02-07T21:46:14","slug":"todays-word-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/4144","title":{"rendered":"Today’s Word"},"content":{"rendered":"

… is apparently just for me.<\/p>\n

elflock<\/strong>
\nnoun<\/em> A lock of hair tangled as if by elves. Often used in the plural.<\/p>\n

From personal experience, I can tell you that this is one of the more horrific things that can happen to one’s hair. Tears will ensue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

… is apparently just for me. elflock noun A lock of hair tangled as if by elves. Often used in the plural. From personal experience, I can tell you that this is one of the more horrific things that can happen to one’s hair. Tears will ensue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[422,256],"class_list":["post-4144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","tag-elflock","tag-word-of-the-day"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-14Q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}