{"id":415,"date":"2004-09-13T18:34:27","date_gmt":"2004-09-14T01:34:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/415"},"modified":"2004-09-13T18:34:27","modified_gmt":"2004-09-14T01:34:27","slug":"guns-big-guns-lots-of-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/415","title":{"rendered":"Guns. Big Guns. Lots of &#8216;Em."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reagarding the assault weapons ban, I have only this to say:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Guns don&#8217;t kill people. People don&#8217;t kill people. Bullets kill people.<br \/>\nBut you can&#8217;t have a National Bullet Association, because the letters are already taken.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(I leave it as an exercise to the reader to try and guess where I stand on the issue of gun control.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reagarding the assault weapons ban, I have only this to say: &#8220;Guns don&#8217;t kill people. People don&#8217;t kill people. Bullets kill people. But you can&#8217;t have a National Bullet Association, because the letters are already taken.&#8221; (I leave it as an exercise to the reader to try and guess where I stand on the issue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-6H","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}