{"id":4216,"date":"2009-02-15T12:38:36","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T17:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=4216"},"modified":"2009-02-15T12:40:28","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T17:40:28","slug":"4216","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/4216","title":{"rendered":"Husband, Cats, Everyone Is Out To Get Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michelle<\/strong>: Have you seen my sorts? I seem to be all out of them.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: You left them on the floor and Kit was playing with them.<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: Why would Kit want to play with them, they&#8217;re not fun.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: Like we know what looks like a fun toy to a cat.<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: Sure we do: a milk ring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle: Have you seen my sorts? I seem to be all out of them. Michael: You left them on the floor and Kit was playing with them. Michelle: Why would Kit want to play with them, they&#8217;re not fun. Michael: Like we know what looks like a fun toy to a cat. Michelle: Sure we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21,15,6],"tags":[434],"class_list":["post-4216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-depression","category-non-sequiturs","tag-im-out-of-sorts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-4216","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}