{"id":4303,"date":"2009-02-26T08:01:59","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T13:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=4303"},"modified":"2009-02-26T08:40:17","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T13:40:17","slug":"100-heathen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/4303","title":{"rendered":"100% Heathen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 320px; border: 1px solid gray; padding: 6px; font: normal 12px arial, verdana, sans-serif; color: black; background-color: white;\"><b style=\"color: black; font: bold 20px 'Times New Roman', serif; display: block; margin-bottom: 8px;\">Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.<\/b> <\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 200px; background: white; border: 1px solid black; text-align: left;\">\n<div style=\"width: 0%; background: red; font-size: 8px; line-height: 8px;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"margin: 10px; border: none; background: white; color: black;\">Damn you heathen!  Your book learnin&#8217; has done warped your mind.  You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotoquiz.com\/do_you_have_biblical_morals\" style=\"color: blue;\">Do You Have Biblical Morals?<\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotoquiz.com\/\" style=\"color: blue;\">Take More Quizzes<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. I&#8217;m 100% heathen and proud of it!<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/stonekettlestation.blogspot.com\/\">Jim<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible. &nbsp; Damn you heathen! Your book learnin&#8217; has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat. Do You Have Biblical Morals?Take More Quizzes That&#8217;s right. I&#8217;m 100% heathen and proud of it! (via Jim)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[452],"class_list":["post-4303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","category-religion-philosophy","tag-morality-of-the-bible"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-17p","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}