{"id":4793,"date":"2009-05-07T18:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-07T22:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=4793"},"modified":"2009-05-07T18:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-07T22:19:00","slug":"not-so-certain-i-suppose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/4793","title":{"rendered":"Not So Certain I Suppose&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Michelle<\/strong>: You didn&#8217;t have to do that.<br \/>\n<strong>Grandmom<\/strong>. I know I didn&#8217;t. The only thing I have to do is pay taxes and die.<br \/>\n<strong>Michael<\/strong>: You don&#8217;t even pay any taxes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michelle: You didn&#8217;t have to do that. Grandmom. I know I didn&#8217;t. The only thing I have to do is pay taxes and die. Michael: You don&#8217;t even pay any taxes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32],"tags":[611,612],"class_list":["post-4793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-death-and-taxes","tag-witty-michael"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1fj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}