{"id":4805,"date":"2009-05-11T08:00:37","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T12:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=4805"},"modified":"2009-05-11T21:26:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T01:26:01","slug":"when-mondays-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/4805","title":{"rendered":"When Mondays Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It hasn&#8217;t even started, and already I&#8217;m fearing today.<\/p>\n<p>We really need a good alternative to Monday. However, my fear is whatever we choose to replace Monday, will just become Monday. Kinda the opposite of &#8220;A rose by any other names should smell as sweet&#8221; (which was disproved by scientists I&#8217;d like to point out.) Would a Monday by any other name still be as horrific?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It hasn&#8217;t even started, and already I&#8217;m fearing today. We really need a good alternative to Monday. However, my fear is whatever we choose to replace Monday, will just become Monday. Kinda the opposite of &#8220;A rose by any other names should smell as sweet&#8221; (which was disproved by scientists I&#8217;d like to point out.) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[621,620,622],"class_list":["post-4805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs","tag-doom","tag-monday","tag-too-much-work-to-do"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1fv","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}