{"id":484,"date":"2004-10-30T18:45:28","date_gmt":"2004-10-31T01:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/484"},"modified":"2004-10-30T18:45:28","modified_gmt":"2004-10-31T01:45:28","slug":"earlier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/484","title":{"rendered":"Earlier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Michael?<br \/>\nMichael: What?<br \/>\nWhere are you?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m in the basement.<br \/>\nWhat are you doing?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m looking for my eye.<br \/>\nOh.<br \/>\n(pause)<br \/>\nMe: That reminds me, have you seen my big stick?<br \/>\nMichael: I can&#8217;t look for yout big stick until I find my eye!<br \/>\n(later)<br \/>\nMichael: AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (holds out eye)<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"pirate2.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/athenaeum\/pirate2.jpg?resize=405%2C504\" width=\"405\" height=\"504\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"pirate1.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/athenaeum\/pirate1.jpg?resize=278%2C514\" width=\"278\" height=\"514\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Michael? Michael: What? Where are you? I&#8217;m in the basement. What are you doing? I&#8217;m looking for my eye. Oh. (pause) Me: That reminds me, have you seen my big stick? Michael: I can&#8217;t look for yout big stick until I find my eye! (later) Michael: AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (holds out eye)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-earlier","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}