{"id":4871,"date":"2009-05-23T18:42:41","date_gmt":"2009-05-23T22:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=4871"},"modified":"2009-05-23T18:46:40","modified_gmt":"2009-05-23T22:46:40","slug":"4871","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/4871","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t Win for Losing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Grandmom<\/strong>: I don&#8217;t want to go out! My hair looks terrible!<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: It looks fine!<br \/>\n<strong>Grandmom<\/strong>: No it doesn&#8217;t! It&#8217;s too long!<br \/>\n<strong>Michelle<\/strong>: Well call and schedule a haircut!<br \/>\n<strong>Grandmom<\/strong>: I don&#8217;t want to take up your weekend with things like that.<\/p>\n<p>(sigh)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandmom: I don&#8217;t want to go out! My hair looks terrible! Michelle: It looks fine! Grandmom: No it doesn&#8217;t! It&#8217;s too long! Michelle: Well call and schedule a haircut! Grandmom: I don&#8217;t want to take up your weekend with things like that. (sigh)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32],"tags":[647],"class_list":["post-4871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-haircuts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-4871","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}