{"id":5106,"date":"2009-06-29T08:00:29","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T12:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=5106"},"modified":"2009-06-29T08:12:47","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T12:12:47","slug":"5106","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/5106","title":{"rendered":"In Search Of&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I am quite baffled by the search terms that come in for my blog. <\/p>\n<p>I mean, in the past month there were 18 different searches for me? I find that&#8230; unlikely.<\/p>\n<p>But I have had some particularly awesome searches recently.<\/p>\n<p><strong>hot chicks with banjos<\/strong><br \/>\nEight different searches for this? Really? I am ashamed to admit that I can&#8217;t even think of any female banjo players off the top of my head. And as much as I like the banjo, I don&#8217;t see myself taking up stringed instruments again. I&#8217;m entirely too lazy for the work required to become good.<\/p>\n<p><strong>things that make people mad<\/strong><br \/>\nRepublicans.<\/p>\n<p><strong>bad reviews in 2009 on the abacus group<\/strong><br \/>\nI have no idea how this search landed someone at my website. In fact, I can&#8217;t even remember talking about abacuses here. Not that I haven&#8217;t discussed them before, but still&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>peonies buds shrink up and look like the<\/strong><br \/>\nWell hell, now I want to know the answer to that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>broccoli midgets<\/strong><br \/>\nOK, the Enchanted Broccoli Forest comes to mind, but I <em>know<\/em> I&#8217;ve never written about that. <\/p>\n<p><strong>3.141592653589<\/strong><br \/>\nand<br \/>\n<strong>2.7182818284<\/strong><br \/>\nAdd &#8217;em together and you get a tasty pastry.<\/p>\n<p><strong>this is not sophie<\/strong><br \/>\nOh yes. Yes, it is <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/2114\">Not Sophie<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I am quite baffled by the search terms that come in for my blog. I mean, in the past month there were 18 different searches for me? I find that&#8230; unlikely. But I have had some particularly awesome searches recently. hot chicks with banjos Eight different searches for this? Really? I am ashamed to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[17,6],"tags":[1079,718],"class_list":["post-5106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-technology","category-non-sequiturs","tag-random","tag-search-terms"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-5106","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}