{"id":5400,"date":"2009-09-19T08:20:10","date_gmt":"2009-09-19T12:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=5400"},"modified":"2009-09-19T08:20:10","modified_gmt":"2009-09-19T12:20:10","slug":"avast-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/5400","title":{"rendered":"AVAST!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><a href=\"http:\/\/www.piratesinfo.com\/biography\/biography.php\">Happy<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/ingeb.org\/songs\/whatshal.html\">Talk Like<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmosmith.com\/jolly_roger.html\">A Pirate<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/piratehome.html\">Day!<\/a><\/h1>\n<p align=\"center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"pirate.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.klishis.com\/random\/athenaeum\/pirate.jpg?resize=304%2C373\" width=\"304\" height=\"373\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My pirate name is:<\/p>\n<h1 align=\"center\">Black Ethel Bonney<\/h1>\n<p>Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate&#8217;s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fidius.org\/quiz\/pirate\/\">Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/translator.html\">Here be a very nice English t&#8217; Pirate translator page<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! My pirate name is: Black Ethel Bonney Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate&#8217;s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[402],"tags":[794,152],"class_list":["post-5400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","tag-arrrr","tag-avast"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1p6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}