{"id":5462,"date":"2009-10-05T18:00:05","date_gmt":"2009-10-05T22:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=5462"},"modified":"2009-10-05T21:56:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T01:56:00","slug":"vogon-poetry-slam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/5462","title":{"rendered":"Vogon Poetry Slam"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, almost everyone I know has been feeling crappy and miserable recently. So I propose a challenge: A Vogon Poetry Slam.<\/p>\n

That’s right, give me your worst poetry. And the winner… loser… poem receiving the most acclaim will win… something. No idea what, but something. With a value of a LEAST ONE DOLLAR! ($1.00)<\/p>\n

Here’s something to get you started.<\/p>\n

For Jeri<\/a>—<\/p>\n

Arky-Sue
\nDon’t be blue
\nI’ll stick to you
\nLike Elmer’s glue
\nOr gum on your shoe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK, almost everyone I know has been feeling crappy and miserable recently. So I propose a challenge: A Vogon Poetry Slam. That’s right, give me your worst poetry. And the winner… loser… poem receiving the most acclaim will win… something. No idea what, but something. With a value of a LEAST ONE DOLLAR! ($1.00) Here’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-reading","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1q6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}