Despite the assurances of the Disney Express man at the airport, I am not “dazzled” by our hotel.<\/p>\n
However, I’m didn’t come to be dazzled, I came to relax and eat. And the salmon I had for dinner was fabulous. So there you go.<\/p>\n
Let’s hope tomorrow’s meals are just as good–and that I can get a spa appointment…<\/p>\n
Also? It’s surprisingly cool in Florida. Which is fine with me, since I hate the heat.<\/p>\n
Also, either our hotel was built by midgets, or they were trying to do it on the cheap, because I can touch the ceilings without stretching.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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