{"id":56,"date":"2004-01-26T15:16:32","date_gmt":"2004-01-26T22:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/56"},"modified":"2004-01-26T15:16:32","modified_gmt":"2004-01-26T22:16:32","slug":"blimps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/56","title":{"rendered":"Blimps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You must read this. Really, you must.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teemings.com\/extras\/truelife\/scylla6.html\">http:\/\/www.teemings.com\/extras\/truelife\/scylla6.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d quote some to draw you over to read it, but I can&#8217;t, really. You&#8217;ll just have to trust me.<\/p>\n<p>Go there now.<\/p>\n<p>(found because it was nominated for a <a href=\"http:\/\/wampum.wabanaki.net\/archives\/000723.html\">Most Humorous Post<\/a> award. The other posts nominated are nowhere near as funny as that one is, unfortunately.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You must read this. Really, you must. http:\/\/www.teemings.com\/extras\/truelife\/scylla6.html I&#8217;d quote some to draw you over to read it, but I can&#8217;t, really. You&#8217;ll just have to trust me. Go there now. (found because it was nominated for a Most Humorous Post award. The other posts nominated are nowhere near as funny as that one is, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-blimps","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}