{"id":5611,"date":"2009-11-08T11:23:52","date_gmt":"2009-11-08T15:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=5611"},"modified":"2009-11-08T11:25:44","modified_gmt":"2009-11-08T15:25:44","slug":"new-stove-new-stove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/5611","title":{"rendered":"New Stove! New Stove!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/4085519287\/\" title=\"New Stove! by Random Michelle K, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2730\/4085519287_64ce10a46b.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"New Stove!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/random_michelle\/4086278774\/\" title=\"New Stove! by Random Michelle K, on Flickr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2615\/4086278774_793b5e85bc.jpg?resize=333%2C500\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"New Stove!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why yes, I did marry a mutant. Michael reads the instruction manuals on EVERYTHING.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m the one that refuses to read instructions or ask directions. <\/p>\n<p>But who cares about instructions? I&#8217;ve got cinnamon bread rising right now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why yes, I did marry a mutant. Michael reads the instruction manuals on EVERYTHING. I&#8217;m the one that refuses to read instructions or ask directions. But who cares about instructions? I&#8217;ve got cinnamon bread rising right now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32,3,4],"tags":[840,839],"class_list":["post-5611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-food","category-house-garden","tag-mutant-husband","tag-new-stove-for-me"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1sv","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}