{"id":589,"date":"2005-01-14T12:03:51","date_gmt":"2005-01-14T19:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/589"},"modified":"2005-01-14T12:03:51","modified_gmt":"2005-01-14T19:03:51","slug":"reenacting-jacksons-trial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/589","title":{"rendered":"Reenacting Jackson&#8217;s Trial"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A2704-2005Jan12.html\">Cable network E! Entertainment will telecast daily half-hour courtroom reenactments<\/a> chronicling Michael Jackson&#8217;s trial on child molestation charges, network President Ted Harbert announced Tuesday, getting Winter Television Press Tour 2005 off to a roaring start here.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But you really should read the rest of the article&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>His announcement was met with some laughter from The Reporters Who Cover Television, which seemed to take him aback a bit. The BSkyB suit in the audience didn&#8217;t seem any too happy either. Maybe they should have made the announcement immediately after unveiling an E! series called &#8220;Craft Corner Deathmatch&#8221; in which women who like to use glue guns and crochet things engage in deathmatch-like competition.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Harbert said he plans to hire &#8220;the best actors we can find&#8221; but that none of them will be name actors. He already has someone in mind to play Jackson; the actor, Harbert said, has the ability to look like Jackson &#8220;a lot.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, well if he looks like Jackson &#8220;a lot&#8221; then it&#8217;s got to be great!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cable network E! Entertainment will telecast daily half-hour courtroom reenactments chronicling Michael Jackson&#8217;s trial on child molestation charges, network President Ted Harbert announced Tuesday, getting Winter Television Press Tour 2005 off to a roaring start here. But you really should read the rest of the article&#8230; His announcement was met with some laughter from The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-9v","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}