{"id":5929,"date":"2010-01-22T19:11:42","date_gmt":"2010-01-23T00:11:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=5929"},"modified":"2010-01-22T19:12:27","modified_gmt":"2010-01-23T00:12:27","slug":"save-the-octopi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/5929","title":{"rendered":"Save the Octopi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you remember back, a couple weeks ago <a href=\"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/5798\">I received a &#8220;gift&#8221; from John the Scientist<\/a>: tentacles.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, my friend MWT is a marine biologist and volunteered to take the tentacles from me, and put them to good use.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kayara.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/package-of-sachima-sequel.html\">Here is the result<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Hooray!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you remember back, a couple weeks ago I received a &#8220;gift&#8221; from John the Scientist: tentacles. Luckily, my friend MWT is a marine biologist and volunteered to take the tentacles from me, and put them to good use. Here is the result! Hooray!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,6,24],"tags":[922],"class_list":["post-5929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-non-sequiturs","category-ucf","tag-tentacles-are-not-my-thing-they-are-shawns-thing-but-no-one-ever-sends-him-tentacles"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1xD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}