{"id":6142,"date":"2010-03-30T20:43:14","date_gmt":"2010-03-31T00:43:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=6142"},"modified":"2010-03-31T19:09:20","modified_gmt":"2010-03-31T23:09:20","slug":"random-amusement-from-around-the-web","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/6142","title":{"rendered":"Random Amusement from Around the Web"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nerd, Geek, Dork diagram<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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As we already know, I am a geek. And proud of it.<\/p>\n

 
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The following is absolutely fabulous. <\/p>\n

And accurate.<\/p>\n

Pain Chart<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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0<\/strong>: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.<\/p>\n

1<\/strong>: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.<\/p>\n

2<\/strong>: I probably just need a Band Aid.<\/p>\n

3<\/strong>: This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.<\/p>\n

4<\/strong>: My pain is not fucking around.<\/p>\n

5<\/strong>: Why is this happening to me??<\/p>\n

6<\/strong>: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.<\/p>\n

7<\/strong>: I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared. <\/p>\n

8<\/strong>: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.<\/p>\n

9<\/strong>: I am almost definitely dying.<\/p>\n

10<\/strong>: I am actively being mauled by a bear.<\/p>\n

11<\/strong>: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.<\/p>\n

Too Serious For Numbers<\/strong>: You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and\/or pinkeye. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Please go to the site for the original post<\/a>. Because there is more funny there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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