{"id":6360,"date":"2010-05-11T16:37:26","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T20:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=6360"},"modified":"2010-05-11T18:01:30","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T22:01:30","slug":"she-knows-him-too-wekk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/6360","title":{"rendered":"She Knows Him Too Well"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grandmom: I just don&#8217;t feel up to going out to dinner.<br \/>\nMichael: That&#8217;s fine.<br \/>\nGrandmom: Don&#8217;t be mad.<br \/>\nMichael: I&#8217;m not mad!<br \/>\nGrandmom: And I&#8217;m gonna pay for it.<br \/>\nMichael: That&#8217;ll make me mad.<br \/>\nGrandmom: No it won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandmom: I just don&#8217;t feel up to going out to dinner. Michael: That&#8217;s fine. Grandmom: Don&#8217;t be mad. Michael: I&#8217;m not mad! Grandmom: And I&#8217;m gonna pay for it. Michael: That&#8217;ll make me mad. Grandmom: No it won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[32,870],"tags":[999],"class_list":["post-6360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-humor","tag-conversations-with-grandmom"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1EA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}