{"id":6543,"date":"2010-06-18T10:00:23","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T14:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=6543"},"modified":"2010-06-18T10:00:23","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T14:00:23","slug":"funny-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/6543","title":{"rendered":"Funny Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK. Enough of this depressing bullshit. Bad jokes. Tell &#8217;em. As many as you want.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll start with my favorite.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>One atom second to a second atom, &#8220;I think I&#8217;ve lost an electron.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you sure?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m positive.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Next!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK. Enough of this depressing bullshit. Bad jokes. Tell &#8217;em. As many as you want. I&#8217;ll start with my favorite. One atom second to a second atom, &#8220;I think I&#8217;ve lost an electron.&#8221; &#8220;Are you sure?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m positive.&#8221; Next!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15,32,965,870],"tags":[1026],"class_list":["post-6543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-depression","category-family","category-fun-games","category-humor","tag-bad-joke-day"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1Hx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}