{"id":66,"date":"2004-02-02T13:40:21","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T20:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/66"},"modified":"2004-02-02T13:40:21","modified_gmt":"2004-02-02T20:40:21","slug":"baby-v-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/66","title":{"rendered":"Baby V. 2.0"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><i><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/americas\/3451207.stm\">Jon Blake Cusack, from Holland, Michigan, told local newspapers the US practice of adding &#8220;Junior&#8221; or &#8220;II&#8221; after a boy&#8217;s name was too common.<\/p>\n<p>So, when his son was born last week, he decided on the name Jon Blake Cusack 2.0, as if he were a software upgrade. <\/a><\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> I really can not believe that he talked the mother into it.<\/p>\n<p>The again, someone I used to work with swore up and down that he went to school with a Lemonjello and Orangejello, so I guess people are more than willing to give their children strange names.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jon Blake Cusack, from Holland, Michigan, told local newspapers the US practice of adding &#8220;Junior&#8221; or &#8220;II&#8221; after a boy&#8217;s name was too common. So, when his son was born last week, he decided on the name Jon Blake Cusack 2.0, as if he were a software upgrade. I really can not believe that he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-14","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}