{"id":661,"date":"2005-03-09T08:05:32","date_gmt":"2005-03-09T15:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/661"},"modified":"2005-03-09T08:05:32","modified_gmt":"2005-03-09T15:05:32","slug":"open-letters-to-spammers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/661","title":{"rendered":"Open Letters to Spammers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Spammers,<\/p>\n<p>I do not have a paypal account.<br \/>\nI do not have an e-bay account.<br \/>\nI do not bank at Washington Mutual.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, I am not going to believe that any of those accounts are about to be cancelled and fall for your not so devious ploys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Spammers, I do not have a paypal account. I do not have an e-bay account. I do not bank at Washington Mutual. Thus, I am not going to believe that any of those accounts are about to be cancelled and fall for your not so devious ploys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-aF","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}