{"id":7056,"date":"2010-10-22T20:41:18","date_gmt":"2010-10-23T00:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/?p=7056"},"modified":"2010-10-22T20:49:34","modified_gmt":"2010-10-23T00:49:34","slug":"random-bits-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/7056","title":{"rendered":"Random Bits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A conversation with Michael led to the following txt exchange with my friend Brian (who is an expert in these matters).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong> Question: If a guy gets a pedicure &#8220;just a top coat!&#8221; is it fair to assume he is gay?<br \/>\n<strong>Brian<\/strong> Yeah. It&#8217;s safe.<\/p>\n<p>So now you know as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A conversation with Michael led to the following txt exchange with my friend Brian (who is an expert in these matters). Me Question: If a guy gets a pedicure &#8220;just a top coat!&#8221; is it fair to assume he is gay? Brian Yeah. It&#8217;s safe. So now you know as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-sequiturs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1PO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}