{"id":713,"date":"2005-04-13T16:39:07","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T23:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/713"},"modified":"2005-04-13T16:39:07","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T23:39:07","slug":"time-wasting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/713","title":{"rendered":"Time Wasting"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been writing documentation all week. Time for a short break.
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Mo… Molybdenum<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

You scored 38 Mass, 29 Electronegativity, 66 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity! <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

I like to think of you as the miracle worker in The Princess Bride…you can do anything and you do it for the betterment of society. Just because you can raise the dead and make flying wagons and stuff doesn’t mean that you show off about it though. You are capable of forming bizarre webs of relationships in which individuals are accomplices, lovers, coworkers, and so on all at once. I once saw you hanging out at the center of a cycloheptatriene… it was completely freakish and bizarre, and I’m not sure I’ve known what to think of you since. But hey, to each their own. Oh, and stay away from the carbon monoxide…you suck that stuff up. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 45%<\/b> on Mass<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 43%<\/b> on Electroneg<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 80%<\/b> on Metal<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 0%<\/b> on Radioactivity<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test<\/a> written by effataigus<\/a> on Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

My Unitarian Jihad Name<\/a> is: The Boot Knife of Sweet Reason<\/strong>.
\nGet yours<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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