{"id":739,"date":"2005-05-01T10:12:28","date_gmt":"2005-05-01T17:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/739"},"modified":"2005-05-01T10:12:28","modified_gmt":"2005-05-01T17:12:28","slug":"elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/739","title":{"rendered":"Elves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I almost hurt something last night, reading <a href=\"http:\/\/ironmonkey.blogspot.com\/2005\/04\/where-are-all-fat-elves.html\">Tom&#8217;s post on elves<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to say that this is geeky humor, but then I remembered the success of the <em>Lord of the Rings<\/em> movies, and decided that it really isn&#8217;t. Not anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I almost hurt something last night, reading Tom&#8217;s post on elves. I was going to say that this is geeky humor, but then I remembered the success of the Lord of the Rings movies, and decided that it really isn&#8217;t. Not anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-elves","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}