{"id":778,"date":"2005-05-27T22:11:09","date_gmt":"2005-05-28T05:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/778"},"modified":"2005-05-27T22:11:09","modified_gmt":"2005-05-28T05:11:09","slug":"revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/778","title":{"rendered":"Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just got back from &#8216;Revenge of the Sith&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I <em>really<\/em> tried to go in without any expectations, that way I wouldn&#8217;t be disappointed. <\/p>\n<p>So now I don&#8217;t know what I am.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I really wanted to recapture the feeling I had when I was 8 and Star Wars first came out. The feeling that I had just seen the Best Thing Ever.<\/p>\n<p>Not that this movie was all bad. I really liked the Wookies. I liked seeing Chewbacca, and Yoda was, of course, cool. But I kept being bothered by things. Like, why was it windy when the Emperor&#8217;s tower windows were broken, but perfectly calm on Padme&#8217;s balcony? Why did gravity stop working on the General Grevious&#8217;s big ship&#8211;before it seemed to go back into the atmosphere? How the hell did those big ships ever leave a planet&#8217;s gravity? Why was Yoda the only one who recognized what was happening? <\/p>\n<p>Bah.<\/p>\n<p>I think I need to wait a month or so and then watch &#8216;Star Wars&#8217;. Maybe then I&#8217;ll recover some of the excitment I had when I first saw &#8216;Star Wars&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just got back from &#8216;Revenge of the Sith&#8217;. I really tried to go in without any expectations, that way I wouldn&#8217;t be disappointed. So now I don&#8217;t know what I am. I guess I really wanted to recapture the feeling I had when I was 8 and Star Wars first came out. The feeling that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sefxA-revenge","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}