{"id":79,"date":"2004-02-06T16:09:05","date_gmt":"2004-02-06T23:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/79"},"modified":"2004-02-06T16:09:05","modified_gmt":"2004-02-06T23:09:05","slug":"over-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/79","title":{"rendered":"Over Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the last of my dreams last night, I was getting ready for work. I had wandered into the bathroom and was attempting to do something with my hair when I noticed that whole chunks were gone. I brushed my hair back with my hands, I found huge areas of my scalp were bare except for some dark ugly stubble.<\/p>\n<p>Even now, in the light of day, remembering makes me feel slightly ill.<\/p>\n<p>That dream, and that feeling, seem to have set the tone for my entire day.<\/p>\n<p>I think when I go home I am going to make, and eat, a chocolate cake.<\/p>\n<p><b>ADDENDUM the First<\/b>: It was a pan of brownies instead of a chocolate cake.  Brownies make almost anything better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the last of my dreams last night, I was getting ready for work. I had wandered into the bathroom and was attempting to do something with my hair when I noticed that whole chunks were gone. I brushed my hair back with my hands, I found huge areas of my scalp were bare except [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-1h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}