{"id":795,"date":"2005-06-06T12:06:14","date_gmt":"2005-06-06T19:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/795"},"modified":"2005-06-06T12:06:14","modified_gmt":"2005-06-06T19:06:14","slug":"lemme-close-some-tabs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/795","title":{"rendered":"Lemme Close Some Tabs&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/06\/05\/magazine\/05FREAK.html?\">Monkey prostitution<\/a><br \/>\nAn economist, in conjunction with behaviorists, taught capuchin monkeys to use &#8220;money&#8221; to purchase food. And apparently, other things.<br \/>\n(via <a href=\"http:\/\/ironmonkey.blogspot.com\/\">Iron Monkey<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.grackle.net\/cat\/vomit.html\">Useful warning sign<\/a><br \/>\nUseful if you have a cat anyway.<br \/>\n(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.journalscape.com\/erin\/\">erin<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monkey prostitution An economist, in conjunction with behaviorists, taught capuchin monkeys to use &#8220;money&#8221; to purchase food. And apparently, other things. (via Iron Monkey) Useful warning sign Useful if you have a cat anyway. (via erin)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-cP","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}