{"id":808,"date":"2005-06-16T08:09:53","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T15:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/808"},"modified":"2005-06-16T08:09:53","modified_gmt":"2005-06-16T15:09:53","slug":"dressed-to-ill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/808","title":{"rendered":"Dressed to Ill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies. Please.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re built to be curvacious and soft. It&#8217;s a good thing. Men like it. However, this means that when you wear tight running shorts, and roll the waistband down, you create rolls of fat.<\/p>\n<p>This is not attractive.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like I should carry a camera to take pictures of these people, to show them what they look like from behind.<\/p>\n<p>And while I&#8217;m thinking about it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ATTENTION WORLD!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A waistband, by its very etymology and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/cgi-bin\/dictionary?book=Dictionary&amp;va=waistband&amp;x=0&amp;y=0\">definition<\/a>, belongs around your WAIST. Not at your hips, and most definitely not falling off your ass like some white trash child who has to wear dirty Goodwill hand-me-downs from your obese older brother.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies. Please. We&#8217;re built to be curvacious and soft. It&#8217;s a good thing. Men like it. However, this means that when you wear tight running shorts, and roll the waistband down, you create rolls of fat. This is not attractive. I feel like I should carry a camera to take pictures of these people, to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-d2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=808"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/808\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}