{"id":810,"date":"2005-06-16T12:21:15","date_gmt":"2005-06-16T19:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/810"},"modified":"2005-06-16T12:21:15","modified_gmt":"2005-06-16T19:21:15","slug":"speaking-of-strange","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/archives\/810","title":{"rendered":"Speaking of Strange"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I was visiting <a href=\"http:\/\/ironmonkey.blogspot.com\/\">Tom (of Iron Monkey) in Portland<\/a>. Upon entering his house I took off my shoes (as I usually do when entering someone&#8217;s house) and we sat and talked and had a nice time. <\/p>\n<p>It was only when I went to leave that there was a problem. I could only find one shoe. And the more I looked around, the more shoes I found&#8211;under chairs, under the sofa, under beds&#8211;his house was full of women&#8217;s footwear. More specifically, black shoes.<\/p>\n<p>So, Tom, what is it with all these shoes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream last night that I was visiting Tom (of Iron Monkey) in Portland. Upon entering his house I took off my shoes (as I usually do when entering someone&#8217;s house) and we sat and talked and had a nice time. It was only when I went to leave that there was a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pefxA-d4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/klishis.com\/notreally\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}